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ABOUT BIGGA BLD



BiGGa BLD, birth name Zeke Potter, was born into one of the wealthiest families and neighborhoods in America. His parents were both wealthy and accomplished doctors, who, to this day don't understand what happened to the son they once proudly called Zeke. At age 12, Zeke changed his name to NiGGa BLD, in order to fit in in the rap community. At age 16, after realizing that he had the BiGGast penis in the rap community, he changed his name to BiGGa BLD. To be correct, he is known by both. And he will answer to both. He will not answer to WiGGa BLD. He resents being referred to as a caucasian, despite appearances. And no, he doesn't think he's BLACK either. He knows that he's most accurately described as Dark Brown. And yes, his great great grandmother did conceive him with a North African Moor. That's actually true. The B.L.D. stands for Ba$$ Line Dona, since BLD donates amazing bass tracks to otherwise bland songs (such as Paul McCartney's Let It Be and Johnny Matthis' Winter Wonderland, it only seemed appropriate to him that his recognize his great bass philanthropy.


IN BLD's OWN WORDS



"Yo whachu need it spelled out for yaw goofy ass. If u dont already know Im da World's BIGGAST Gangsta Rapper den clealy u don even LISTEN to rap fool! You know Im from da ghetto too. Run dat shit you know."

IN JIGSAW'S WORDS



Before he could even walk, he was gripping the world with his advanced musical comprehension and state-of-the-art rhyme schemes. At only 8 years old, he was able to successfully rhyme the words "Girl" and "Swirl" and then re-rhyme them both with the word "Dick." When he was only 23 years old, he wrote a Double Platinum-selling rap solo that was mostly about his penis. Also at age 23, he wrote a double Grammy Award-winning rap solo that was completely about his penis. He's still exploring the combined artistic boundaries of his rap, sexual organs, and excretions. He's still 23. ... You know him as BIGGA B.L.D., aka, Ba$$ Line Dona. ... And if it weren't for his generous bass donations to the music community, many classic songs lacking heavy bass tracks and references to BLD's genitalia, would STILL be lacking heavy bass tracks and references to BLD's genitalia.


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